Tempers flare when bed bugs invade, as Alex cracks, Red lashes out at Piper, Aleida interferes with Daya and Bennett, and Caputo gets bad news.
Event Year: 2013
People Persons
Caputo’s leadership is challenged and the inmates are in for a long night of lockdown after workers make an unsettling discovery.
Don’t Make Me Come Back There
Daya goes into labor. Sophia suffers a hate crime. Stella helps Piper with a business snag. Taystee takes on a new role
You also Have a Pizza
Love is in the air as the inmates prepare for a Valentine’s Day party; Red makes and intriguing new discovery. Larry asks Piper to be his prison mole.
The Chickening
When her sighting of a legendary feral chicken polarizes the inmates, Larry wonders if Piper is getting too absorbed in the “fishbowl” of prison life.
It Was the Change
Tensions run high as a prison power outage forces several issues to come to light. Piper finds herself compromised and is forced to think on her feet.
Friends in Low Places
A new work detail doesn’t go over well with the inmates. Judy seeks help from Poussey. Maria finds a place she can conduct business.
Fake It Till You Fake It Some More
Rumors fly among the inmates about a new, higher-paying job assignment, especially when they have to take a test for it
A Tittin' and a Hairin'
Pennsatucky, Piper, Crazy Eyes and Lorna get closer with their new admirers. Tensions between Sophia and Gloria, and Alex and Lolly escalate.
Tall Men with Feelings
The prisoners mourn one of their own and even a drunken Pornstache reveals surprising emotions; Larry gives a revealing radio interview.
Appropriately Sized Pots
Piper faces a new backlash over special privileges; Caputo feels pressure to toughen up, resulting in administrative changes.
Where My Dreidel At
Too many inmates seem to be getting religion, so a rabbi comes to visit and Leanne tries to organize Norma’s followers.
Power Suit
The newcomers stir up ethnic and domestic conflicts, but Maria sees an opportunity. Judy’s special treatment raises eyebrows.
A Whole Other Hole
Sophia gives the women a much-needed lesson in female anatomy; Morello takes a detour; Larry makes some life changes.
Trust No Bitch
Miracles and conversions occur, but Piper and Caputo know that some situations can’t be dealt with through spiritual means.
Lesbian Request Denied
Targeted for romance by a fellow prisoner, Piper finds that subtlety is an ineffective approach to letting her suitor down.
Ching Chong Chang
Regime change isn’t going over well with the staff, but Red makes it work for her. Lorna finds a way to meet men. Chang shows her private side.
Comic Sans
Piper starts a prison newsletter with the help of Healy and a few other inmates; Vee launches an entrepreneurial enterprise.
Little Mustachioed Shit
The guards get tougher in a bid to turn up prison contraband; a big, lingering secret is finally revealed.
Doctor Psycho
Nothing stays hidden for long when emotions run high, but Red, Healy and Caputo try to keep the peace. Piper has a business competitor.