Empathy Is a Boner Killer

Nicky’s stash situation gets complicated. Alex and Crazy Eyes try a new drama class. Red assists Healy with a personal matter.

Thirsty Bird

Piper’s world is turned upside down when she is forced to confront the consequences of her actions and face new challenges.

Fear, and Other Smells

Piper gets creative in order to grow her business. Crazy Eyes’s sci-fi sex story for drama class is a hit. Alex doesn’t trust new inmate Lolly

Trust No Bitch

Miracles and conversions occur, but Piper and Caputo know that some situations can’t be dealt with through spiritual means.

Can't Fix Crazy

Red’s scheme to reclaim her kitchen backfires; the inmates stage a Christmas pageant; Piper’s plans unravel even as she realizes her life is in jeopardy.

Moscow Mule

Red gets pressured to smuggle drugs through her kitchen; Larry publishes an article about Piper in the “New York Times;” two babies come into the world.

I Wasn't Ready

Sentenced to fifteen months for a crime committed in her youth, Piper Chapman leaves her supportive fiance Larry for her new home: a women’s prison.

Little Mustachioed Shit

The guards get tougher in a bid to turn up prison contraband; a big, lingering secret is finally revealed.